Nick Douglas: Web Stuff http://30boxes.com/user/4208/NickDouglas Nick Douglas's public web stuff. Build your own at http://30boxes.com. en-us http://www.30boxes.com/ 720 nick: My friend Cole: "Allison's calling, she wants me to stick my penis in her vagina. I'm excited about your new ideas but you understand." (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953323137 2008-10-09T17:35:40-04:00 nick: To the gentleman who just made a "Who Let The Dogs Out" joke: I salute you, sir. You are not the weakest link. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953270928 2008-10-09T16:52:05-04:00 nick: I remember those heady days when the Dow was 10K, gas was a mere three bucks, and I could keep it up for the length of a pop song. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953267442 2008-10-09T16:49:28-04:00 nick: Whoops, Drudge just posted a big ol' photo of a bear. There go his McCain exclusives. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953262048 2008-10-09T16:45:26-04:00 nick: October surprise: In Apple's new "town hall" meeting, Steve Jobs steals the entire Obama vote. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953235247 2008-10-09T16:24:18-04:00 nick: I don't know how I got all these followers. But if you think you're wittier than the 252 people I already read, tell me a joke and @nick me. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953233740 2008-10-09T16:23:04-04:00 nick: Continued: "I hate twitter. I am now disengaging my twitter self from you. I am no longer a follower." Jesus, lady. There are 5799 of you. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953226853 2008-10-09T16:17:57-04:00 nick: Do any of you get messages like this? "Here I am following your lame stories and bad humor for months, do I get a hit back? Hell, f---g no." (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953225402 2008-10-09T16:16:53-04:00 nick: Whoops, that's not my phone vibrating, it's the muscles in my legs giving out. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/953157450 2008-10-09T15:23:57-04:00 nick: In what respect, @stupidsummer? (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952911185 2008-10-09T12:12:51-04:00 nick: Why did all the cool gods -- the ones with ritual prostitution -- get whacked back in the B.C.? (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952318527 2008-10-09T00:57:17-04:00 nick: I've never seen anyone get so whiny about getting their dick sucked since my little brother kicked me in the face. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952279194 2008-10-09T00:10:02-04:00 nick: How come I never see a presidential candidate tell people to pray? (Actually, I just saw Michelle Obama do that in a video.) (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952278612 2008-10-09T00:09:20-04:00 nick: One joke per sketch, kids. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952202653 2008-10-08T22:51:00-04:00 nick: First they came for the people who held roll call by shouting "SUCK HIS DICK," and I didn't speak up because I was bad at fellatio. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952169942 2008-10-08T22:19:01-04:00 nick: FAIL was fun before it came to mean "something has operated at less than what I perceive to be an optimal level." FUBAR. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/952166140 2008-10-08T22:15:25-04:00 Papyrus makes Comic Sans look like Helvetica (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2925639324/ 2008-10-08T19:42:34-04:00 nick: Ever feel like the cavalry was supposed to show up by now? (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/951962325 2008-10-08T18:52:29-04:00 nick: I put you on HuffPo too: http://tinyurl.com/3lbma2 (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/951954066 2008-10-08T18:44:40-04:00 nick: But hey, I'm still a comedian! And I'm about to have scads of material for homeless jokes! (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/951931460 2008-10-08T18:22:59-04:00 nick: Soooo my phone's cut off. Still waiting for a $3k check and working on articles that will pay in November. (from Twitter / nick) http://twitter.com/nick/statuses/951926153 2008-10-08T18:18:20-04:00 SFW porn (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2920324339/ 2008-10-07T02:31:02-04:00 Official notice (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2915726812/ 2008-10-05T14:05:06-04:00 Concise ad (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2914524319/ 2008-10-05T12:08:27-04:00 16 Street Kerning (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2911334838/ 2008-10-04T00:00:03-04:00 I wanna find this kitten (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2910773314/ 2008-10-03T18:20:13-04:00 Playground of inconvenience (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2906132594/ 2008-10-01T20:35:05-04:00 Gamefield (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2906129046/ 2008-10-01T20:33:07-04:00 Conversation Pace: hurdles (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2905279933/ 2008-10-01T20:31:34-04:00 It arrived! My guidebook for the trip I just went on! (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2899935629/ 2008-09-29T22:33:30-04:00 Broker's lunch break (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2899753030/ 2008-09-29T15:52:29-04:00 Dead decorative dolphin (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2890378829/ 2008-09-26T20:33:37-04:00 Wind-powered parking lot lamp (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2890714184/ 2008-09-26T16:06:53-04:00 Is this a gutter? (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2889001012/ 2008-09-25T21:41:44-04:00 All the other tourists stuck to the other of two lookout points. (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2888042431/ 2008-09-25T20:30:08-04:00 No need for forecasts (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2888453100/ 2008-09-25T16:55:52-04:00 Salad eaters (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2879209209/ 2008-09-22T15:50:53-04:00 The bike (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2876650149/ 2008-09-21T21:07:14-04:00 The note (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2877475082/ 2008-09-21T21:04:48-04:00 Hitachi (from Uploads from Nick Douglas) http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickdouglas/2876629029/ 2008-09-21T21:00:08-04:00 Sep 13, 2008: Achewood's Chris Onstad @ Isotope at Isotope Comics (from Upcoming: Nick Douglas's Events) [326 Fell St. San Francisco California 94102]The Chris Onstad Achewood Orgasmico @ Isotope
To celebrate the recently-launched THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT collection of Achewood webstrips from Dark Horse Comics the Isotope will be throwing the first invitational Chris Onstad Achewood Orgasmico with series creator (and male model) Chris Onstad. This event will feature free exclusive Achewood pins to attract just the right kind of loose ladies who will want you badly, handmade fresh-from-the-oven Achewood cookies delivered directly from the sexed-up Onstad household, Isotope Bartender Kirsten Baldock will be shaking and serving up a selection of Achewood themed cocktails for the booze-swilling over-21 set, and yes... that Achewood song by that awesome electro-popping indy-rocking Freezepop band will be played!
http://www.imeem.com/people/sBDnp//music/ANu9_k-P/here_comes_a_special_boy/
The Chris http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/1084597/ 2008-09-13T20:00:00-04:00