SW Simpson: Web Stuff http://30boxes.com/user/16211/SWSimpson SW Simpson's public web stuff. Build your own at http://30boxes.com. en-us http://www.30boxes.com/ 720 scottsimpson: Dollar: (n.), A basic unit of currency. ORIGIN: from the Spanish "dolor," meaning "pain." (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1014194955 2008-11-19T23:41:58-05:00 scottsimpson: Stock: (n.), An ownership share in a company. ORIGIN: the medieval instrument of public humiliation and torture. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1014190077 2008-11-19T23:37:25-05:00 scottsimpson: Look, Other Driver, I can take the high road and admit it was my mistake. Can't you see that I'm apologetically waving my middle finger? (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1014183305 2008-11-19T23:31:35-05:00 scottsimpson: My son is drawing a picture of a car: two wheels, a CD player, and air conditioning. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1013992885 2008-11-19T21:02:26-05:00 scottsimpson: @jonathancoulton Agreed. It looks like the mutant offspring of a deck of cards and an executive desk toy. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1013461397 2008-11-19T14:57:12-05:00 scottsimpson: My favorite Obama-themed reggae song is the one by Cocoa Tea. It's the smoothest. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1011990576 2008-11-18T18:42:02-05:00 scottsimpson: Podcasts (iTunes links): RadioLab Season Five premiere: http://is.gd/80hS. Also, Obama's weekly address: http://is.gd/7Xq3 (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1011567391 2008-11-18T14:00:30-05:00 scottsimpson: Hmm, that didn't feel like five servings of cookies. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1010484760 2008-11-17T19:31:28-05:00 scottsimpson: @AmyJane Oooh maybe we can start some sort of joint compound thing? Not a "cult," per se, more like a community of the rabidly like-minded. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1010185386 2008-11-17T15:48:32-05:00 scottsimpson: The new "Call of Duty"s hyperrealistic blood spatter is pretty sweet, but the characters' liberal use of the F-word is putting me off. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1010046239 2008-11-17T14:12:42-05:00 YLNT Script 1 (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3035840849/ 2008-11-16T19:24:40-05:00 YLNT Script 2 (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3036674928/ 2008-11-16T19:24:36-05:00 YLNT Script 3 (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3036674670/ 2008-11-16T19:24:31-05:00 YLNT Script 4 (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3036674264/ 2008-11-16T19:24:22-05:00 scottsimpson: Most parents give up at 18 mos., but Baby Memories books have pages for later milestones: p. 24: "first pubes"; p. 76: "first foreclosure." (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1008681988 2008-11-16T16:51:42-05:00 Time Out: where he spends most of his time (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3035941814/ 2008-11-16T15:11:45-05:00 scottsimpson: ERRATUM: The correct plural form is "Mikes & Ike." (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1007710023 2008-11-15T20:49:57-05:00 scottsimpson: My Son's Recession Tip #1: Why waste quarters on the candy machines when there are plenty of good Mike & Ikes on the ground? (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1007458098 2008-11-15T16:31:21-05:00 Turtle w/ Lollipop (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/3030552915/ 2008-11-14T23:22:41-05:00 scottsimpson: The writing in the fake New York Times is so poor. And uninteresting. It's like they built a beautiful rocket to send dog shit to the moon. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1005069373 2008-11-14T01:10:28-05:00 scottsimpson: Hmm, something's wrong. My expensive new camera didn't come pre-loaded with all kinds of awesome pictures I've taken. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1005056155 2008-11-14T00:55:20-05:00 scottsimpson: To honor certain archaic societies, our house features a menstrual hut. It's shaped like a Prius and I can cry there whenever I want. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/1002745785 2008-11-12T16:23:59-05:00 scottsimpson: Looks like my hotel bathroom is doubling as some sort of hair museum. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/999173855 2008-11-10T13:37:57-05:00 scottsimpson: Uncle @lonelysandwich is in town. The kids love him, and my wife is making me sleep on the couch tonight. Is that weird? It's weird, right? (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/997097031 2008-11-08T22:43:20-05:00 scottsimpson: Receiving my yearly visit from Aunt Flu. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/995244360 2008-11-07T12:54:36-05:00 scottsimpson: Maybe it's actually "Boof-AY" but Munger mispronounced it, Buffett waited too long to correct him and now saying something would be weird. (from Twitter / scottsimpson) http://twitter.com/scottsimpson/statuses/994218996 2008-11-06T20:21:07-05:00 Turtle (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2989442643/ 2008-10-31T18:27:20-04:00 Fake Smile #12 (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2987109743/ 2008-10-30T20:01:26-04:00 Turtle Meet Robot (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2987109711/ 2008-10-30T20:01:25-04:00 EVE (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2987109697/ 2008-10-30T20:01:24-04:00 Cookie Break (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2981307699/ 2008-10-28T15:24:40-04:00 Hamlet / Skull (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2982165098/ 2008-10-28T15:24:39-04:00 Tony Tracker (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2974798353/ 2008-10-26T16:21:06-04:00 Not Recyclable (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2975566286/ 2008-10-26T15:54:29-04:00 Lots to Say (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2972362031/ 2008-10-25T21:10:21-04:00 Fire (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2972595624/ 2008-10-25T16:45:20-04:00 Jesse and Adam, what does this say? (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2969972157/ 2008-10-24T23:02:47-04:00 Things look different when you're a parent. (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2962584171/ 2008-10-21T23:27:55-04:00 They keep calling. (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2956473811/ 2008-10-20T00:17:46-04:00 Earning their keep (from Uploads from ScottSimpson) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sts/2954651161/ 2008-10-19T14:54:11-04:00