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nick: I turned off my Mac during a system update (it seemed frozen) and now Finder's screwed. Help! Nick@toomuchnick.com (iPhone still works) 1 day ago |
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nick: Wit is a curse, because your peers lack it. 2 days ago |
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nick: Telling Pandora I want music that sounds like the 30 Rock opening, not "a capella." I'm not gay, Pandora, I just want to fuck men. 2 days ago |
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nick: Screenburn for Twitter users: "Jay Hathaway is composing a message." 2 days ago |
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nick: Ever put in headphones, then forgotten to turn on music for three hours? Ever feel like you're no longer human? 2 days ago |
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nick: I summon the Favrd crowd to descend upon this San Francisco meetup on January 7. link to: tinyurl.com2 days ago |
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nick: We are retiring the Q score in favor of "daily times you're masturbated to." Imagine: Your girlfriend wanked to Jon Hamm 5 times today. 3 days ago |
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nick: It's 3:43 AM in Rochester. I am listening to the acoustic remake of "Ironic." WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE 3 days ago |
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nick: It's okay, you can yellow-star two of my twitters at once. There's a name for that, but I've only whispered it to a 14-y/o in Bangkok. 3 days ago |
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nick: Gave a drunk pep talk to Mom. I'll tell her I was filled with the Holy Spirit. 3 days ago |
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nick: Selling yourself is ass. 3 days ago |
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nick: After seeing Milk, your musical tastes admitted to their family that they're gay. 3 days ago |
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nick: I need more friends with accents. Start faking. 3 days ago |
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nick: Just got an invite confirming that anything described as "INCREDIBLE" is not. As in, "an INCREDIBLE tech/social media summit." 4 days ago |
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nick: I got another 2nd place spot on Favrd. If Merlin Mann were on 4chan, his username would be C-C-Combo Breaker. 4 days ago |
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nick: Sign at church reads "Curious about Jesus?" So I guess they've changed their stance on gay rights. 4 days ago |
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nick: Donating sperm, then adopting, so I can tell my kids, "You'd better shape up. I sent my real kids to an impotent couple in Newark." 5 days ago |
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nick: I found out how to reconnect with my old relatives on their terms: I turn Digg articles into e-mail forwards. 6 days ago |
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nick: Seems like a lot of trouble for the year's most delicious mealfull of leftovers. 6 days ago |
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nick: "Mom, you look just like Joan from Mad Men [if she let herself go]." (Google Map)6 days ago |
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